'On Monday British Patroleum promised to pay all necessary clean-up costs for this oil spill. And they said they will do it no matter how much they have to raise gas prices. '
- Jay Leno
"The BP president said that the company would survive. That's like someone running over your dog and saying, 'Don't worry, my car is fine.' "
-Jimmy Fallon
..And my personal Favorite...
Until next Satire Saturday, Have A Great One!